ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture
and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”
(it needs to be charged)
my tumblr crush Cody made a post that got popular and I’m real proud of him
But I noticed this
The right is the original post
The left is the popular version that keeps showing up on my dash.
Tumblr, your anti-semitism and ableism is showing.
Ew I had no idea. I’d only seen the other one. Ughhhh.
Also, the post on the left changed “cis people” to “some people” which is also bad. So there’s that too.
Oh no, I never saw the original!! What is even the point of editing it :III
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
I need this because reasons
i am in love with this
You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.
no I did
Now my tumblr is perfect.
"um starfire’s powers are fueled by the sun that’s why she has to wear skimpy clothes" hey u know who else’s powers are fueled by the sun? superman. come on clark time for that toothfloss speedo chop chop
his nipples are covered by tiny capes
truth, justice, and the american way
"so youre saying all you can make is KETCHUP and PLATES??"
"actually, your majesty, theyre saucers"